I’m watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas right now. Have you seen this movie? If you haven’t, then I’m not really sure how to explain it to you. Here’s the basics: Dolly Parton, Burt Reynolds, whorehouse, musical. However, it’s way, way more badass and hilarious than the sum of its parts. Trust me on this.

The other thing I’m not sure about is how to explain my response to it. Part of me – the part that loves Dolly and weird movies and has been watching this movie forever – would sum up my response as: AWESOME. 100% PURE AWESOME.

The logical, analytical, feminist part of me has some reservations.